Todd Boss

Would you be willing to pay someone $80/hr. to slice your apples for you?  You might be doing it already.

Q: Should the government of a “free country” tell its citizens what they can or can’t eat?

A: NO.

Mountain Dew with real sugar?  Oh, how I hope they make it available in a glass bottle…

Hardee’s just unveiled a 920-calorie breakfast burrito with 60 grams of fat. This rounds out a menu which already features the 1420-calorie Monster Thickburger and the healthy choice, an 1100-calorie chicken salad. The combo comes with a XXXL t-shirt that reads: “I’m a fat dumbass.”