Sep
14
Nintendo's new Zapper gun is going to raise a generation of serial killers! OMG TEH CHILDRENZ!!!!
How did I not see this coming?
Crazy liberal parents are in an uproar over the new Wii Zapper gun attachment. One parent said:
“Great, this is what we need. Children with guns learning how to aim and shoot. Then we can sit back and wonder what is happening to our country with kids killing kids……what’s next? Could we make it squirt blood, too?”Never mind the fact that it doesn’t look one bit like an actual firearm. In comparison, the old NES Zapper was almost a replica…and I don’t seem to remember thousands of homicidal lunatics inspired by Duck Hunt, do you?
